A busy week

By this time, Casanova has probably concluded his date with Ophelia. A full report will follow in the morning, don't you worry about that. I can only hope it's better than the last date with Carrie...

Moving on...

This week is already shaping up to be a little crazy for Vince Vaughn. He's got Ophelia tonight and Marisa (Lord of the Rings dog owner) tomorrow. She's posted what look to be recent photos from her trip to Northern California, and the results are a little worrisome. She's got some pictures on there that make her look really attractive and nice. And she's got some others that give me pause.

Side by side

My guess is that the version on the left is going to show up, and while that doesn't bother me that much, Don Juan was a little upset.

A dramatic recreation of our conversation on the topic:

DMF: Dude, but she's got big cans!

Casanova: Unlike yourself, big cans don't allow me to overlook everything else.

DMF: ahahahhaha

Casanova: did i agree to go out with this girl?

DMF: yes, tomorrow night

Casanova: damn

DMF: big cans?

Casanova: you date her then

DMF: you already approved her!

DMF: she put up new pictures

Casanova: big cans, in case you hadn't noticed, is not a "i can ignore everything else" priority for me

...

DMF: it's already set

Casanova: ehh, i just won't pay for her drink

Suffice to say, he's less than thrilled with the situation, so maybe this will yield some kind of crazy story. On a Marisa-related note, I was chatting with her online and she asked me what I was doing tonight. The truth would have looked like this: "going on a date with another girl who's pictures are consistent," but I was forced to lie and ask myself this question: How do you tell one potential date that you're going out with another girl the night before you go out with her? I don't think there's a good way to do it besides side-stepping the question and pushing the conversation in a different direction. I found it funny since I've never been in that situation before (not that it's my situation really, I'm not going on any dates this week).

Another one of these online flirtations is coming to fruition. Caitlin has jumped back into the fold and would like to go out on Thursday or Friday night. Friday would be getting a little ahead of ourselves, so that's not going to happen. Three dates in one week is going to be quite a lot, depending on his take she may get pushed into next week, which will be very difficult to explain.

Also:

-I emailed a 33 year old woman, who reciprocated an errant IOI from last week. I didn't know quite how to phrase things, because I didn't want to come off sounding like someone who could be her son.

-We've decided to keep Lori on the line to see if she'll ask us out (as that is the only way Casanova will go out with her). Hasn't happened yet, but she sent an email asking about the weekend, which I'll return in a few days to continue this ad-hoc social experiment.

-Still waiting on Effie and Julia since the ball is in their respective courts. It's quite a shame as the two of them seem much more qualified than the others we've got on the docket this week. The nice thing about online dating is that everything can change in an instant.

Full date postgame report in the morning...

-DMF